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you're so poor...christmas
 
 
Your'e so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
close enough for government
 
 
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.

"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."

"My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."

"I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."

yo' face so greasy
 
 
Yo' face so greasy, if you had zits they'd fall off!
you're so ugly...
 
 
You're so ugly, your mom had to be drunk to breastfeed you!

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