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dumb as rocks
 
 
Q: What do rocks and boobs have in common?

A: If they're flat, you can skip them.

get your feet wet
 
 
Yo mama so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
stumbling and mumbling
 
 
A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"
tub o' goo
 
 
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

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