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pig in a bar
 
 
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"

Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."

And the bartender says, 'Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.'
yo're so ugly
 
 
You so ugly, when you were born the doctor smacked you and your mother.
your armpits are so smelly
 
 
Your armpits are so smelly they make speedstick slow down and think about it.
yo mama's so stupid
 
 
Yo' mama so stupid, her parents let her hide her own Easter eggs!

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