another weekend at the home
Willy, a mental patient, mimes driving a car as he runs around the halls of an asylum. An orderly turns the corner and asks Willy what he's doing.
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Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."
The orderly chuckles and enters another patient's room and catches Bob pleasuring himself.
When asked what he is doing, Bob replies, "I'm screwing Willy's old lady while he's away in Chicago."
doctor, doctor! gimme the news!
An old man and a old lady went in the doctor's office to get their yearly exam. The doctor came in and started to get some information from them. He then told the old man that he needed to have a stool sample and a urine sample. The old man turned to the old lady and asked her what the doctor said.
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"He needs a pair of your underwear."
it ain't surgery
A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at a neurosugeon's house. After a 2-minute job, he demanded $75.
"I don't charge this amount even though I'm a surgeon."
"You're right -- that's why I switched from surgery to plumbing!"
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"I don't charge this amount even though I'm a surgeon."
"You're right -- that's why I switched from surgery to plumbing!"
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