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a real watch dog
 
 
A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. The other customers were taken aback and some were very upset at the way the animal was being treated. One of the tellers ran up to the blind man and asked, "Sir, what are you doing!?!"

The man turned toward the teller and said, "Oh, nothing - just looking around."

difference!
 
 
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

You come in one and you go in the other!

lawyers aren't the only ones to object
 
 
Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

shaggy duck story
 
 
What did one duck say to the other?

What?

"Social Security!"

I don't get it.

You won't till you're 65...


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