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One, but it takes five sessions.
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The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"
The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
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'She's out of control!' the first doctor says. 'She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!'
'That's nothing,' said the second doctor, "earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!'
All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway.
'OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'
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One, but it really has to want to change.
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