having to face the fact
Dermatologist: Good News my dear, aftr looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples.
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Girl: Wow! That's great! Why?
Dermatologist: There's no more space.
lightbulb: psychiatrist
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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One, but it really has to want to change.
the patient
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast. One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said, "Don't move -- I'll be right back."
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When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked in amazement, "How did you get that in your mouth, you can't even move?" Then the man said, "I hiccupped."
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