arm troubles
A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads.
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The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor't; says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!"
"Aha!' says the doctor.
'I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"
careerist
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
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"A doctor?"
"And why's that?"
"Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."
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