a brief visit to the doctor
A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample.
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The man was slightly deaf and said, 'What?'
Again, the doctor said, 'I need a blood, urine and feces sample."
The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear:
'Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear!'
bulimic bachelor party
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
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When the cake jumps out of the girl!
sneezy
"Doctor, everytime I sneeze I have an orgasm!"
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"Are you doing anything for it?"
"Snorting pepper."
another weekend at the home
Willy, a mental patient, mimes driving a car as he runs around the halls of an asylum. An orderly turns the corner and asks Willy what he's doing.
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Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."
The orderly chuckles and enters another patient's room and catches Bob pleasuring himself.
When asked what he is doing, Bob replies, "I'm screwing Willy's old lady while he's away in Chicago."
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