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flu?
 
 
The patient sat there looking ill and asked, 'Flu?' The doctor replied, 'No, I came on my bicycle actually!'
yo mama's so fat...
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, she cut her finger and gravy poured out.
time for dental appointments
 
 
Q: What's the best time for a dental appointment?

A: Tooth-thirty.

quizzical
 
 
A man and his son are in a car accident and are rushed to the hospital. But when he's wheeled into the OR, the doctor looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor?

His mother.


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