bad news
A man went to the doctor to get a physical. After the doctor examined him, he told the man he had some bad news... he had cancer and alzheimers.
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The man replied, ' Well, at least I don't have cancer.'
flu?
The patient sat there looking ill and asked, 'Flu?' The doctor replied, 'No, I came on my bicycle actually!'
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careerist
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
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"A doctor?"
"And why's that?"
"Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."
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