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top 10 party games for people over 50
 
 
  1. Sag! You're It!
  2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
  3. 20 Questions Shouted in Your Good Ear
  4. Kick the Bucket
  5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
  6. Doc, Doc, Goose
  7. Simon Says Something Incoherent
  8. Musical Recliners
  9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
  10. Hide and Go Pee!
blonde nurse
 
 
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

pervert psychiatrist
 
 
This guy goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor shows him an inkblot and asks him what it looks like.

"A naked woman." He shows him another inkblot and asks him the same question.

"A naked woman on a bed."

"You're a sick pervert!" the psychiatrist exclaims.

"I'm not the pervert. You keep showing me all these filthy pictures!"

roses are red are a rose are a rose
 
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I.

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