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brain transplant
 
 
A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, 'Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.'

'Well, how much does a brain cost?' asked the relatives.

'For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000,' replied the doctor.

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, 'Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?'

'Standard pricing practice,' said the doctor. 'Women's brains have to be marked down because they've actually been used.'

blonde - mating call
 
 
What is a blonde's mating call?

'NEXT!'

circumcision... at your age?
 
 
Two guys are sharing a hospital room.

"What are you in for?"

"I'm getting a circumcision."

"Damn! I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"

yo mama's so stupid... asphalt
 
 
Yo mama's so stupid she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.

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