two jobs
Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a geneologist?
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A: One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
circumcision... at your age?
Two guys are sharing a hospital room.
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"What are you in for?"
"I'm getting a circumcision."
"Damn! I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"
bulimic bachelor party
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
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When the cake jumps out of the girl!
baaaad news
Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
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Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.
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