bad news
A man went to the doctor to get a physical. After the doctor examined him, he told the man he had some bad news... he had cancer and alzheimers.
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The man replied, ' Well, at least I don't have cancer.'
nursing home
Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to the old men living there?
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It's to keep them from rolling out of bed.
peek-a-boo
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?"
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The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"
cnn late breaking news! it has been ...
CNN Late Breaking News!
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It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4:22 AM Pacific Standard Time by U.S. Special Forces.
The main suspect of the attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, bin Laden was captured at gunpoint as he fled an underground tunnel in a deserted mountainside of southern Afghanistan.
Northern Alliance troops, who witnessed the events unfold, explained that moments earlier United States war planes had sprayed liquid Viagra across southern Afghanistan, and the little prick just popped up!
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