two jobs
Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a geneologist?
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A: One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
third opinion
Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, 'I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'
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Doctor Fitzpatrick says, 'I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'
Doctor Ahn says, 'I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.'
be careful with that viagra
Q: Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?
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A: He got a stiff neck.
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