ode to a glow worm
I wish I was a glow worm.
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A glow worm's never glum.
It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out your bum!
two sperm
Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?
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It's the one with egg on its face!
psychiatrist's best friend
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"
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"A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Relax. Come here and lie down on the couch."
"Oh no, Doctor," the man said nervously, "I'm not allowed up on the furniture."
arm troubles
A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads.
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The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor't; says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!"
"Aha!' says the doctor.
'I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"
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