flu?
The patient sat there looking ill and asked, 'Flu?' The doctor replied, 'No, I came on my bicycle actually!'
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peek-a-boo
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?"
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The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"
cnn late breaking news! it has been ...
CNN Late Breaking News!
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It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4:22 AM Pacific Standard Time by U.S. Special Forces.
The main suspect of the attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, bin Laden was captured at gunpoint as he fled an underground tunnel in a deserted mountainside of southern Afghanistan.
Northern Alliance troops, who witnessed the events unfold, explained that moments earlier United States war planes had sprayed liquid Viagra across southern Afghanistan, and the little prick just popped up!
yo mama is so nasty...
Your mama is so nasty, when you said, "Mama, what are we going to have for dinner?"
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She stuck out her foot and said, "CORNS".
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