Medical jokes

The man say,s "Alabama." The doctor tells him to go home, put a lit cherry bomb in an empty soda can, hold it in his hand, and count to 10. The husband isn't so sure of this, so he goes to another doctor, this time in California.

When that doctor finds out that the husband is from Alabama, he tells him the exact same thing that the doctor in Ohio told him. The husband figures that the doctors must be right.

So he goes home, puts a lit cherry bomb in a soda can, and starts to count. '1...2...3...4...5...' The husband takes the soda can and puts it between his legs to continue counting on his fingers on his right hand. '6...7...8...9...'

So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, 'Big chief, no fart.'

The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tommorrow to tell him what happened.

The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.'

The doctor gives him 10 cans of beans this time.

The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.' The doctor gives him 100 cans of beans.

The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.'

The doctor gives him 10, 000 cans of beans and says, 'If this doesn't work then nothing will.'

The messenger boy comes back the next day and looks at the doctor.

The doctor anxiously asked, 'Well, did it work?'

The messenger boy says, 'Big fart, no chief!"

Doctor replies, "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."

"I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has something to do with alcohol."

"Well," said the redneck, "then I'll come back when you're sober.'