The nurse comes into the room that he is in and says that she has good news and bad news.
The guy asks for the bad news first.
The nurse says, 'We're going to have to remove your legs.'
Then the guy asks for the bad news.
The nurse says, 'The guy beside you wants to buy your sneakers.'
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts - although still silent - stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing..."
After one day:
First worm - dead
Second worm - dead.
Third worm - dead.
Fourth worm - alive.
Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!
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