Medical jokes

An old man and a old lady went in the doctor's office to get their yearly exam. The doctor came in and started to get some information from them. He then told the old man that he needed to have a stool sample and a urine sample. The old man turned to the old lady and asked her what the doctor said.

"He needs a pair of your underwear."

A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."

"You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."

The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

America has finally captured Saddam Hussein!

They sprayed a field with Viagra, and the prick stood up!

You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor had to put you in a bucket of water to see which end of you would breathe.