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Trying to read road signs at forty M.P.H.
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"Tell me the bad news" says the man.
"Well," says the doctor, "the bad news is that we are going to half to cut both your legs off."
"Oh my God," cries the man, "what the hell is the good news?"
"The good news is," replies the doctor, "see that man over there? He wants to buy your shoes."
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So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, 'Big chief, no fart.'
The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tommorrow to tell him what happened.
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.'
The doctor gives him 10 cans of beans this time.
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.' The doctor gives him 100 cans of beans.
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.'
The doctor gives him 10, 000 cans of beans and says, 'If this doesn't work then nothing will.'
The messenger boy comes back the next day and looks at the doctor.
The doctor anxiously asked, 'Well, did it work?'
The messenger boy says, 'Big fart, no chief!"
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