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two things in the air
 
 
What two things in the air can make a women pregnant?

Her feet!

i need glasses. do i ever
 
 
"Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!"

"You certainly do, ma'am. This is a barber shop."

you're so ugly
 
 
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped yo' mama!
it ain't surgery
 
 
A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at a neurosugeon's house. After a 2-minute job, he demanded $75.
"I don't charge this amount even though I'm a surgeon."
"You're right -- that's why I switched from surgery to plumbing!"

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