bulimic bachelor party
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
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When the cake jumps out of the girl!
ode to a glow worm
I wish I was a glow worm.
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A glow worm's never glum.
It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out your bum!
be careful with that viagra
Q: Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?
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A: He got a stiff neck.
psychiatrist's best friend
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"
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"A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Relax. Come here and lie down on the couch."
"Oh no, Doctor," the man said nervously, "I'm not allowed up on the furniture."
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