'She's out of control!' the first doctor says. 'She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!'
'That's nothing,' said the second doctor, "earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!'
All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway.
'OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'
'No, that's not it,' the woman confessed. 'He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.'
When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked in amazement, "How did you get that in your mouth, you can't even move?" Then the man said, "I hiccupped."
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