Medical jokes

A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.

She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?"

The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?"

The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!"

With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up at the local emergency room and a hippie is wheeled out on a gurney. The doctor questions the patient's long-haired colleagues. 'So what was he doing then?' asks the physician. 'Acid? Cannabis?' 'Sort of,' replies one of the hippies, nervously thumbing his caftan. 'But we ran out of gear, so I skinned up a homemade spliff.' 'And what was in that?' asks the doctor. 'Um, I kind of raided my girlfriend's spice rack.' says the hippie. 'There was a bit of cumin, some turmeric and a little paprika.' 'Well, that explains it,' the doctor replies, looking at them gravely. 'He is in a Korma.'

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The head Nurse!