bush visits a nursing home
President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home.
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The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him.
Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?"
The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."
jack and jill and modern economics
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty. Go figure.
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Jill came down with two fifty. Go figure.
bill clinton and senator hillary clinton...
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
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Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.
The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch."
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