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branch-davidians
 
 
How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a car?

It depends on how big your ashtray is!
french stamps
 
 
Why did the Post Office have to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen?

People were confused about which side to spit on

lightbulb... arkansas
 
 
How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Clinton does all the screwing!
bush and cheney lunch
 
 
Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having.

Bush says, "I'll have a quickie."

The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. President, I thought that kind of piggish behavior went out with the last administration!"

She storms off and Dubya looks confused. Cheney shakes his head at the president and says, "George, it's pronounced QUICHE."


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