the jewish vote
I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president.
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He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."
dubya & moses' face time
George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the US of A, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"
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Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 days!"
into the dust bin laden of history
What's the difference between Osama bin Laden and Christmas?
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This time next year, there'll still be a Christmas.
person 1: did you know saddam has a bounty?
Person 1: Did you know saddam has a bounty on his head?
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Person 2: Really?
Person 1: It's not suprising, I mean, he's had a twix over his lips for years now!
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