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clinton's interns
Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?

A: Don't hit your head on the desk!
bin laden vs aladdin
What's the difference between bin Laden and Aladdin?

Aladdin had 3 wishes and bin Laden only has 1 - a death wish.

dubya & moses' face time
George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the US of A, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"

Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 days!"

clinton after coitus
What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary Clinton after having sex?

"I will be home in 20 minutes, dear."

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