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Q. Why is Al Gore pissed at JFK Jr.?

A. He didn't like him polluting the water.

hillary clinton's ob-gyn
 
 
Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After the exam, the OB-GYN told her that she was pregnant, and in great shape. Hillary couldn't believe the news and stormed out of the office. She rushed to her limo and picked up the phone to call the Oval Office.

"You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" There is a silence on the other end. Finally, she hears Bill's voice.

"Who is this?'

screwdrivin' clinton
 
 
What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?

A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws interns!
bin laden's ruski proposition
 
 
Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:

If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!


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