saddam's bumperstickers
"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker"
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"Dukakis-Bentsen in '92"
"If you don't like the way I reign get out of small, neighboring countries"
"Bomb me, I need the insurance"
"Shi'ites happen"
those shady frenchies
Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris?
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So the Germans can march in the shade.
dubya 'n' drugs
During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.
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"Dubya," said his PR guy, "We've got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college?"
"It's true," replied Bush, "but it isn't my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver spoon in my nose."
a bunch of saddam hussein's body doubles ...
A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles were waiting in a lounge when they heard on the news that Saddam's palace had been bombed. One of Saddam's advisors called them and said he had good news and bad news.
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The doubles said they wanted the good news first, so the advisor said that Saddam had survived the blast. The doubles were greatly relieved.
"Then what's the bad news?" they asked.
"Saddam lost one of his arms," the advisor replied.
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