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tickle me dirty politics
 
 
In Washington D.C. they ran out Tickle Me Elmo dolls, so now they have Fondle Me Packwood dolls.
senate slander
 
 
A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session.

After a long pause, the angry member acquiesced. "OK," he said, "I withdraw what I said. Half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

clinton's first
 
 
President Clinton opened doors for future presidents. Now not only will there be a First Lady and First Children, but also First Ho.
saddam hussein
 
 
What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
Neither knew when to pull out!

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