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bob dole's underwear
 
 
At a recent rally Bob Dole was asked if he wore boxers or briefs.

He replied, 'Depends.'
enron transcripts
 
 
The real reason the administration doesn't want to release the transcripts of the energy council meetings is because at one point you would hear Kenneth Lay barking, "Turn off that pacemaker Cheney. It's interfering with my cell phone."
clinton stew
 
 
Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Clinton stew?

A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.
paris native
 
 
What's a native of Paris called?

A parasite.


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