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helisoft
 
 
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

helen keller's broken arm
 
 
How did Helen Keller break her arms?

Trying to read road signs at forty M.P.H.

government vs. mafia
 
 
What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

david beckham redux
 
 
What do David Beckham and a Cartier watch have in common?

They both come in a Posh box!


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