News And Politics jokes

I saw an interview in which an expert on military history said that Saddam Hussein actually has a law degree. He went on to point out that the degree was granted under somewhat unusual circumstances: Saddam Hussein was accompanied by two heavily armed guards into the examination room, and apparently it was felt that there was no need to grade the exam.

Upon hearing this, my first thought was that Saddam had cheated. But the expert quickly pointed out that the incident demonstrates that Saddam really has an excellent understanding of Iraqi law.

What do Saddam Hussein and Fred Flintstone have in common?

When they look out of their window, they both see rubble.

Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton?

A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Clinton doesn't know the difference!

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood, and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.