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gary condit gets down to business
 
 
Gary Condit looks up from his desk to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" yells the Congressman.

"It's this abortion bill, Mr. Condit. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks.

"Just go ahead and pay it," responds the Congressman.

monica and bob dole
 
 
What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?

They were both upset when Bill finished first!

condit vs. clinton
 
 
Was Gary Condit's sexual conduct the same as Bill Clinton's?

Close, but no cigar.

hardworker, that bush
 
 
Bush is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe!

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