george and laura bush were on a private...
George and Laura Bush were on a private jet en route to a public speaking in Florida.
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After staring out the window with a curious look on his face he turns to Laura and says, "Hey Laura, how about I throw a $100 bill out of the airplane and make a person happy?"
Laura replies, "Well, why don't you just throw two $50 bills out of the airplane and make two people happy?"
George W. thinks about this and replies again with excitement, "I know what I'll do! I'll throw five $20 bills out of the airplane and make five people happy!"
The pilot of the jet turns around with frustration and says, "Why don't you both jump out of the airplane and make the whole world happy?!"
clinton's first
President Clinton opened doors for future presidents. Now not only will there be a First Lady and First Children, but also First Ho.
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david beckham redux
What do David Beckham and a Cartier watch have in common?
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They both come in a Posh box!
saddam hussein
What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
Neither knew when to pull out!
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Neither knew when to pull out!
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