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gary condit-cadabra
 
 
What do Gary Condit and a magician have in common?

They both make their assistants disappear!

monica and bob dole
 
 
What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?

They were both upset when Bill finished first!

first lady
 
 
Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 AM?

To make sure she's the First Lady...

osama is celebate
 
 
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.


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