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dear abby: my husband is a liar and a cheat
 
 
Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating!

Also, since he lost his job two years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills.

And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Dump him. You're a New York Senator now. You don't need him anymore.

Abby

fred bin flintsone
 
 
What do bin Laden and Fred Flintstone have in common?

They both look out of their caves and see Rubble.

madame president
 
 
What would a female president's husband be called?

Bill Clinton.

osama's favorite movie
 
 
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite movie?

"Dude, Where's my Cave?"


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