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better luck next time
 
 
Why are politicians proof of reincarnation?

You just can't get that screwed up in one lifetime.

racists and lightbulbs
 
 
How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None -- they don't want to be enlightened!

hail to the...no, wait
 
 
Q: What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?

A: Kneel to the Chief!
clinton & a screwdriver
 
 
Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?

A: A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws interns!

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