bush and cheney lunch
Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having.
Bush says, "I'll have a quickie."
The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. President, I thought that kind of piggish behavior went out with the last administration!"
She storms off and Dubya looks confused. Cheney shakes his head at the president and says, "George, it's pronounced QUICHE."
clinton in oz
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all wanted to go to Oz, to visit the Wizard of Oz. Bill looked at Al and asked him why he wanted to go. Al said that he needed a brain, and Bill agreed with him.
Then, Bill asked the Secretary of Defense why he wanted to go, and he said that he needed a heart. Bill also agreed with him. Then both looked at Bill and asked him why he was going. He answered, "I'm looking for Dorothy!"
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