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burying osama
 
 
What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

reagan and clinton
 
 
What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton?

Ronald Reagan was an actor before he was President.

k-marts in afghanistan
 
 
Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?

They are putting in TARGETS!!!

a bunch of saddam hussein's body doubles ...
 
 
A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles were waiting in a lounge when they heard on the news that Saddam's palace had been bombed. One of Saddam's advisors called them and said he had good news and bad news.

The doubles said they wanted the good news first, so the advisor said that Saddam had survived the blast. The doubles were greatly relieved.

"Then what's the bad news?" they asked.

"Saddam lost one of his arms," the advisor replied.


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