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the govinator
 
 
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."
branch-davidians
 
 
How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a car?

It depends on how big your ashtray is!
french stamps
 
 
Why did the Post Office have to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen?

People were confused about which side to spit on

i feel like chicken tonight
 
 
Why did George Bush cross the road?
Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!

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