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Ever wonder why the IRS calls it, "Form 1040?"

Because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

person 1: did you know saddam has a bounty?
Person 1: Did you know saddam has a bounty on his head?

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: It's not suprising, I mean, he's had a twix over his lips for years now!

bush got a coded message from saddam
Bush got a coded message from Saddam.

It read: 370HSSV-0773H

Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.

The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.

He suggested turning the message upside down ...

nowhere to hide
President Bush is so stupid, he tried to hide in a corner in the Oval Office.

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