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microsoft and a halter top
 
 
What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common?

Both offer very little support!

clinton on halloween
 
 
A little boy wanted to be Bill Clinton for Halloween, but he couldn't get door-to-door with his pants around his ankles.
saddam hussein in a foxhole
 
 
You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

clinton's boxers
 
 
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers?

To keep his ankles warm!


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