nailing osama
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
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Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
stand-up gandhi
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.
'I think it would be a good idea.'
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'I think it would be a good idea.'
attack of the american women
One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert and he stubbed his toe on some hard object. He bent over to pick it up and a Genie popped out.
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"Oh great," Saddam said, "I don't have time for this Genie nonsense."
"Oh wait," said the Genie, "You have to let me grant you three wishes or I'll be trapped in that stupid lamp for another ten thousand years."
"Ok" said Saddam, so he wished that the Genie would give him three American women.
So the next morning when he woke up, after the Genie had realized who this man was and after the Genie had granted the wishes, Tanya Harding, Garcella Bevoux, and Hillary Clinton layed next to him. His knee was bashed in, his penis was gone, and he had no health insurance.
frenchman and farm animals
What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
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A bisexual!
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