News And Politics jokes

What's the difference between Al Gore and Elvis?

Some say Elvis is still alive.

Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a prestigious job.
As part of the job interview, each was asked why she wanted the job. Edith answered that she wanted to work for a firm with a reputation of being concerned with truth and justice.

When it was her turn, Sally simply opened her purse, took out a rather thin wallet and laid it on the senior partner's desk. "I want to fatten it up as fast as possible," she said. Sally got the job.

What did President Clinton say when he was asked to compare the Paula Jones scandal with the Monica Lewinski scandal?

'Close but no cigar.'

Why did George W. Bush cross the road?

To plunge his slithery tongue into the pert and waiting anus of the oil industry.