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bad lawyer
 
 
Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.

extra! extra! motorola buys enron
 
 
I hear that Motorola just proposed to buy out Enron today, and they're going to name it...

Moron!

bush and bill
 
 
Out of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, which one do you think has been referred to as Mr. Bush more often?
bush and son
 
 
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference:

"Many say the only reason you were elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father."

"That notion is ridiculous!" mocked George Jr. "It doesn't matter how powerful the man is. He was only allowed to vote once!"


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