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national bird
 
 
Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird?
The spread eagle!
bush and bill
 
 
Out of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, which one do you think has been referred to as Mr. Bush more often?
danger in d.c.
 
 
What is the most dangerous thing in Washington D.C.?

An intern with a chipped tooth.

slick willy
 
 
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Ross Perot are on a ship when it is sinking. Perot orders for all women to head for the life boats. Bush says screw the women! Clinton says "Do we have time?"

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