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How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
those shady frenchies
Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris?
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So the Germans can march in the shade.
bombing works
We have come to learn that bombing really works. We've flown over 2,800 sorties, dropped 15 tons in warheads, and done extereme amounts of costly damage. But we're a compassionate nation, and when this is all over, we're going to put the rocks and dirt back.
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a bunch of saddam hussein's body doubles ...
A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles were waiting in a lounge when they heard on the news that Saddam's palace had been bombed. One of Saddam's advisors called them and said he had good news and bad news.
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The doubles said they wanted the good news first, so the advisor said that Saddam had survived the blast. The doubles were greatly relieved.
"Then what's the bad news?" they asked.
"Saddam lost one of his arms," the advisor replied.
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