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those shady frenchies
 
 
Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered acceptable method of ending a filibuster.

12> President now shouts entire State of the Union address with his face 18 inches from TV camera.

11> IRS audit replaced by more efficient reverse body slam onto enema.

10> Government becomes a charade of meaningless noises and lots of posturing by a bunch of inarticulate losers with no class or manners-- Hey, wait a minute...

9> Free school lunches destined for the needy instead go to the biggest, meanest, stupidest kid in each school.

8> Sex scandals now involve even skankier women.

7> January 20: Inauguration ceremonies January 21: FDA approves over-the-counter sale of steroids.

6> Newt Gingrich is finally able to wear his mask and cape out of the house.

5> During House debate, it is acceptable to yield to the gentleman wielding a folding chair.

4> Difficult finding interns willing to accommodate an entire pouch of Skoal.

3> Strom Thurmond *finally* removed by The Undertaker.

2> Line to bodyslam Ken Starr winds around Lincoln Memorial.

1> Before: Mr. Vice President After: Stone Cold Cheney

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tickle me dirty politics
 
 
In Washington D.C. they ran out Tickle Me Elmo dolls, so now they have Fondle Me Packwood dolls.
bombing works
 
 
We have come to learn that bombing really works. We've flown over 2,800 sorties, dropped 15 tons in warheads, and done extereme amounts of costly damage. But we're a compassionate nation, and when this is all over, we're going to put the rocks and dirt back.

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