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clinton stew
 
 
Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Clinton stew?

A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.
paris native
 
 
What's a native of Paris called?

A parasite.

burying osama
 
 
What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

burning bush
 
 
Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning Man festival in The Black Rock Desert north of Reno, Nevada.

At this big hippie festival, people run around naked, drink and do drugs, or as George W. Bush likes to call it, get ready to run for President.


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