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hillary clinton's crystal ball
 
 
Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortuneteller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?"

the jewish vote
 
 
I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president.

He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."

clinton & a new gallup poll
 
 
Women in Washington D.C. were asked if they would have sex with the President. 86% of those responding said 'Not again.'
virgins in caves
 
 
What do you call a cave-dwelling virgin?

Never Bin Laidon


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