News And Politics jokes

Q: Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in Afganistan?

A: Because there are too many Targets.

What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in common?

They can both look out the windows and see rubble.

Why is Clinton having such a hard time deciding what to do with Elian Gonzalez?

Because the last time he decided where to put a Cuban he was almost impeached.

Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Powell and Rumsfeld?" The barkeep says, "Yep, that's them." So, the guy walks over to the two and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?" Rumsfeld says, "We're planning World War III," to which the guy replies, "Really? What's going to happen?" Rumsfeld says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman." And the guy exclaims, "Why are you going to kill a bicycle repairman!?!" With that, Rumsfeld turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 10 million Afghans!"