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congressman's money
 
 
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States Congressman!"

The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"

osama bin lighted
 
 
How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves.

clinton/elian gonzales
 
 
Why is Clinton having such a hard time deciding what to do with Elian Gonzalez?

Because the last time he decided where to put a Cuban he was almost impeached.

clinton's bookmarks
 
 
Q: Do you know why Bill Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?

A: Because he likes to bend pages!

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