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bush got a coded message from saddam
 
 
Bush got a coded message from Saddam.

It read: 370HSSV-0773H

Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.

The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.

He suggested turning the message upside down ...

nowhere to hide
 
 
President Bush is so stupid, he tried to hide in a corner in the Oval Office.
with andy rooney
 
 
Yo mama so stupid, it took her two hours to watch '60 minutes.'
congressman's money
 
 
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States Congressman!"

The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"


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