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bush got a coded message from saddam
 
 
Bush got a coded message from Saddam.

It read: 370HSSV-0773H

Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.

The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.

He suggested turning the message upside down ...

nowhere to hide
 
 
President Bush is so stupid, he tried to hide in a corner in the Oval Office.
yo mama's so stupid...
 
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she voted for George Bush, and meant to.
political pampers
 
 
How are politicians like diapers?

You have to change them both often, and for the same reason.


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